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The Dice Man Rocks the Riviera...OH!

2010-01-13T09:27:00.001-08:00

Tony Ranaudo the star of Tony Television sits in the front row at the Andrew Dice Clay Concert last night at the Riviera here in Las Vegas.

Tony reports, "The Dice Man Rocked the house!! I am a BIG fan of Andrew Dice Clay...he's a legend in comedy and no one can refute that. Even if you don't like his vulgar, which i call honest, style, you still have to admit he's one of the Greatest Comics to ever live."

The Show was great! Andrew Dice Clay has to deal with hecklers NON stop...these morons literally come to his show just to be bashed by the Great One...so that they can go tell their friends that Dice broke their balls. Let's think about that for a minute, does that sound a little irritating? I mean come on....the guy is trying to do a show and you have these guys that want to be the show. It's not fair to the Dice Man and it's not fair to his fans who want to see him perform.

Well let me tell you...HECKLERS BEWARE!!!!

The Dice Man is taking NO Crap from Hecklers anymore!

Tony Ranaudo from Tony Television tells the story! "The Dice Man had 3 hecklers the night I was there, and I mean they were assholes, just wouldn't shut up. They were ruining his show...so what the does the Dice Man do? You'd think the "F" bombs would have been flying and the would have verbally kicked their ass, NOPE!! He has a BIG and I mean BIG black bouncer, the guys a friggen house! This guy comes over to the table picks up the guy and escorts him to the back of the theatre and makes him sit facing the wall while the show is still going on...absolutely hysterical...he did that to 2 Men and 1 Woman the night I was there...it was awesome!!"

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Junk Mail is an Epidemic! Keep this crap out of my Mail Box

2010-01-12T10:41:00.000-08:00

Junk Mail is out of control....not only are we killing trees to provide America with gross amounts of Advertising Sales Sheets but we are now affecting the operation of the small mail box owner who does not want to check his or her mail on a daily basis.

Tony Ranaudo from Tony Television reports his frustration with USPS.

The United States Postal Service Stopped my Mail because my Box was full...which is fine...my fault..but and i say BUT!! what was it full of? I'll tell you what is was full of .... JUNK MAIL!! I didn't ask for it but it keeps on coming. Had it not been for all of that Junk Mail ...my Box would NOT have been full. So who's fault is it? Mine? or the postal service for allowing the companies to fill my box with this crap on the weekly basis?

It's a mail box not a garbage can...i have important documents that come to me in the mail and now those documents can get lost or mixed up with the junk mail and be thrown away in one single thrust of frustration. Why do we not have a choice?

Who's mail box is it? mine? or the USPS? or does it belong to any and every business that decides it wants to overwhelm me with there "Sale of the Week"?

I don't give a crap about your Couch, your 20% off, your closet organizer, your dog food, your any and everything!! Kiss my Ass!! STOP!

Watch as Tony Ranaudo speak out on this frustrating topic of "Junk Mail"....it's hysterical.

Part 1 - "Junk Mail"

Part 2 - "Junk Mail"

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Don't put your Ass Book on Face Book

2010-01-07T16:08:00.000-08:00

OMG I can't believe this .... Face book cancelled my Tony Television account due to my ASS being posted on the page ... personally I think I have a nice ass!! ... but I guess it's against Face book policy to allow ASS postings ... hence the word FACE book .... hey Facebook "kiss my Ass Book"

Here’s what happened ...

So I get up the following morning after a night of working on Tony Television to find out that my Tony Television Face Book page had been cancelled due to a photo that I posted the night before. Now it wasn’t a bad photo, nothing even close to pornography...it was a photo of a single man doing some domestic duties around the house (cleaning my shower). I personally thought I was setting a great example for bachelors out there that may sometimes neglect their house work.

...not to mention it was hysterical. To me and to my friends on facebook.

Oh well ...yet another learning experience that has changed the road to my future. I think!!

If you want to see the picture, watch this episode of Tony Television. I’ll explain the whole story.
Tony Ranaudo is Tony Television! An online reality show depicting the life of an Italian American from New Jersey.
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I Think Therefore I am...Maybe

2010-01-06T14:33:00.000-08:00

Do you think too much? In other words do random thoughts just pop into your mind for no reason at all? Is it just me or does this happen to you?

Tony Ranaudo the star of Tony Television takes the time to discuss his problem of Thinking Too Much.

I think non-stop replies Tony .... my brain is always going ... even when I am asleep ... but somehow talking it out seems to help. It relaxes me! It's therapy more than anything. My own personal Self Help Program.

Watch this episode of Tony Television as Tony Ranaudo tries to explain this personal phenomenon.

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Gratuity / Tipping in America...it's OUT of Control

2010-01-06T12:50:00.000-08:00

To Tip or Not to Tip...it shouldn't be a question!! Tony Ranaudo from Tony Televsion talks about Tipping in America. It's out of control...we'll tip for a coffee at Startbucks but we won't tip a bartender or waiter who brings you a free cocktail. What's wrong with people? Come on now people be respectful of your fellow human being...Waiters and Bartenders have NO Health Benefits or 401K..don't treat them like they like do. If you don't want to tip....STAY HOME!!

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Happy New Year 2010 it's Time to GET UP!!

2010-01-05T18:26:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year everyone...it's a new a year and it's time to make things happen. Don't just sit there "GET UP", change your patterns, your cycles, your underwear!! Whatever it takes make this year count.

So many times we fall back into the same patterns and our lives do not change. The same patterns are safe...don't play it safe...take some chances this year ... you'll be surprised by the outcome.

Have an amazing year. I wish you all the best! Have a year full of happiness, healthiness, and NO hookerness! ...and all of you hookers...STOP it!! you're only hurting yourselves!!

....oh yeah and if you're ever a little down and you need to GET UP...do the "Chicken Dance" you'll feel better instantly. lol ;-)

More to come on Tony Television. Stay tuned for more ridiculousness. I love to hear you all laugh...it makes my day!!

Ciao for now
your friend
Tony Ranaudo

Blogger Blows

2009-10-09T14:31:00.000-07:00

Okay so here I sit...completely frustrated!! I've spent the last 3 hours trying to figure out how to connect my Blogger to my Facebook...i have searched the help section on both Facebook and Blogger...and NOTHING!! I'm so friggen irritated i can't believe it!! I want to scream.

What really bothers me is that i've done it before...i connected it to my Twitter and my Facebook....but NOW I can't find anywhere on either site that will help me do it!!

FUCK YOU Blogger and FUCK YOU Facebook.....thank you for allowing me to waste my time today!! My life is short and precious and you've just wasted part of it.

Beyonce sits in Horror as Kanye West verbally attacts Taylor Swift at the VMA's on MTV

2009-09-18T13:39:00.000-07:00

Kanye West goes up on stage at the VMA Awards on MTV while Taylor Swift is about to give her acceptance speech for her Video Award. Kanye West takes the microphone and basically tells the world that Taylor Swift doesn't deserve the Award.

Kanye states that Beyonce had the Best Video EVER made!
Cameras showed Beyonce in her seat and she was horrified! Later Beyonce received an Award of her own and while giving her speech called Taylor Swift back out onto stage to finish her speech.

Kudos to Beyonce, Boodos to Kanye West!!

Stand up Comedian Tony Ranaudo from Tony TV weighs in with a Video response to this lack of class, couth, and character! Tony's response is Hysterical, watch the video below.

Bill Clinton to North Korea - Obama who?

2009-08-07T16:23:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the Blog of Tony Television...a place where we can discuss issues surrounding all of us on a daily basis. For instance Bill Clinton being called to North Korea to free two female journalists. Think about it...the President of North Korea would not talk to any other political figure including Barak Obama regarding this matter. That's amazing...Bill Clinton was a Rockin President. It's all about respect and Bill Clinton earned respect from so many political figures around the world. Just because your title is President doesn't mean you get respect....you still have to earn it. It's a lesson for all of us. Do not demand respect...earn it. Here's a perfect example...does the name George W Bush ring a bell?